Monday Minute

Today I am linking up for Monday Minute.

Monday Minute was created by The Daily Dose of Reality

This weeks guest host is Jen at A Daily Scoop of Chaos

Monday Minute is a question and answer meme. Won't you join in???

The questions are:

1. Can you burp the ABC's?

2. So lets say you have a 9 hour drive ahead of you, would you consider wearing Depends so you didn't have to stop multiple times?

3. Would you rather run your tongue down 5 feet of a New York City street or press your tongue into a strangers nose?

4. If you had an envelope that contained the date you would die, would you open it?

5. Which one song describes your sex life?

Bonus Question

6. Would you rather fly when you fart or pee every time you laugh?

These questions were created by Jen, boy does she have an imagination.

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Oops I don't know what happened I really did answer these questions before but my answer were all gone. Maybe one of the kiddos messed with my post and I didn't realize it. Without further ado here are my answers.

1. Can you burp the ABC's?

Nope, I can't say I can.

2. So lets say you have a 9 hour drive ahead of you, would you consider wearing Depends so you didn't have to stop multiple times?
No way, no how. We will just have to stop when Mother Nature calls.



3. Would you rather run your tongue down 5 feet of a New York City street or press your tongue into a strangers nose?
Hmmm?! Neither!!!!!!!! But I would choose the strangers nose at least I know the possibility of what I may lick. Then a good brushing would be in order.



4. If you had an envelope that contained the date you would die, would you open it?
On one hand yes. I would go on a charging frenzy. Go on vacation and take everyone one I know. We would party like it was 1999. (LOL)
On the other hand, some things are best left unknown.



5. Which one song describes your sex life?
"Never Gonna Get It" Little man sleeps in the middle and has since day 1. But hey we can sneak off at camp right.



Bonus Question



6. Would you rather fly when you fart or pee everytime you laugh?
Fly definitely. Wouldn't it be fun to get to fly?! I wonder would there be more people on the ground or flying. My family would be excellent flyers. I once read a statistic saying a healthy person will fart 15-20 times a day. No need for airplanes anymore, just fart, fly, land, fart again and soon you would reach your destination. My hubby and brother-in-law would be more like jets though.