When Life Was Simple

Just a little something I read and thought it was too funny to keep to myself.

Memory was something you lost with age


An application was for employment

A program was a TV show

A cursor used profanity

A keyboard was a piano

A web was a spider’s home

A virus was the flu

A CD was a bank account

A hard drive was a long trip on the road

A mouse pad was where a mouse lived



And if you had a 3 inch floppy . . . . . . You just hoped nobody ever found Out!